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Opening remarks are usually welcoming with explanation for what is about to happen. That is the general idea of making opening remarks. Humor is appreciated.
kmatt     How-To Expert
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When making an opening remark, you want to grab the listeners attention. You also want to lay out straight off your main strong points. You can then expand from there.
chickiemomma1961     How-To Expert
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